i went out with jasmine yesterday!
it felt so awsoooooooooooooooooome!
and i feel so fulfilled .
as if some empty tank just filled up to the rim.
EHAHHAHA.
once we me yesterday , we gave each other a BOOB HUG!
AHAHHA
missed her loads ):
anyway ,
bought stuff for dear tehsi at tiong bahru!
CAT SHAMPOO!
yesyes i know cats dont like water.
BUT HECK, SHE'S DIRTY !she rolls around my carpark everyday for a living!
her coat also feels funny. not smooooooth and silky.
but now i can't find tehsi anywhere around my house.
i guess she knows im gonna dunk her in a pail of water with soap.
so she ran away from the house or somethin.
ANYWAY,
bought
her/ him . ( still a mystery. )
CATNIP .
do you guys know whats catnip?
it's supposed to be some .. i dont know. sort of plant that makes cat go HIGH or something.
thats according to my mother, whom owns cats.
i've seen her pour catnip to give to her cats before too. the cats went all weird. soo..
while waiting with jasmine at tiong , for my uncle to fetch us,
we saw a stray cat.
and we were bored so. YEA.
why not?
might as well test the catnip on the cat!
somehow it sounds like animal cruelty that i'm giving something to a stray cat BUT IT'S NOT.
i'm actually doing a random cat a favour !
it's like giving strangers cocaine !
making them happy !
anyway ,
when we poured a slight amount on the floor , the cat immediately walked towards the catnip and sniffed it. ..
according to my mom , the cats are supposed to roll and roll and roll and .. i don't know . just go high.
then it just rubbed it's head on some staircase near him. then walked away.
Then me and jasmine were like..
..Uh?
this means..
IT'S HORNY!
no wait actually i was the only one that said it's horny.
Jasmine said i was a perv.
look at that red cat. doesn't it look horny ?
what the eff is catnip supposed to do !
make it happy ? Okay , but make it happy in WHAT WAY ?
i just searched what does catnip do in google.
"Catnip" is the common name for a perennial herb of the mint family. It is native to Europe and is an import to the United States and other countries. The catnip plant is now a widespread weed in North America.
Given to the right cat, catnip can cause an amazing reaction! The cat will rub it, roll over it, kick at it, and generally go nuts for several minutes. Then the cat will lose interest and walk away. Two hours later, the cat may come back and have exactly the same response.
so it only works for CERTAIN types of cats.
WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK ON TEHSI?!
waste my allowance gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
i also bought tehsi THIS
cat food !
doesn't that sound goooood ? SALMOOOOOON.
i love salmon!
AND SO SHALL MY CAT !
for ever since i was taught that raw food could be eaten when i was in primary school , i've loved raw salmon sashimi! IN FACT, I LOVE ALL SUSHIIIIII! except for that white squid thing.
called ika sashimi or something . OH WELL BACK TO THE STORY.
no wait. no more pictures. that means no more things to talk about.
yeah okay .
WELL BYEEE
